The Big Beige Bathroom

 

The big beige bathroom’s growing hair

And I don’t want to go in there

I’m a wimp and I’m scared of the great big beige bathroom

 

There’s a plait in the plug

A fringe in the tub

And locks a’flowing from the shower rug

It doesn’t need a scrub, it needs Vidalsasoon

 

Yeah the big beige bathroom’s growing hair

Don’t hand me a scrubber

Pass me the Nair

Or some clippers and maybe I’ll brave the beige bathroom

 

Or use the neighbours loo instead

As I follow the advice a wise man said

 

‘Don’t bathe-

           

                    If there’s more hair in the bath than on your head.’